Whoopsie, nope. I had the coffee, and then I got dizzy. So I had to eat a whole cucumber which was kind of bleh on its own, so I decided to dip it in soy sauce since sometimes that reminds me of veggie sushi. But it wasn't the same without wasabi. And then I got a stomach ache. And then I had to go to dinner. And now my tummy hurts even more. And I was stupid because I just ate way too many dates, and now it feels as if I have baseballs in my gut. So to remedy this I have consumed probably the equivalent of 2 gallons of water. It is okay though. I will pace myself because that much water can be bad. Like the woman who tried to win the wii. Or the time Sanjay tried to drink 5 liters in under an hour only to end up projectile vomiting all over the bathroom of the Bab Sahara.
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